meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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notsomightyboosh:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

then my alternate self must be having a hella good fucking time.

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peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person. Oscar Wilde  (via fuckinq)

(Source: observando, via forever-human)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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lulz-time:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
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