bitterarab:

Damn.

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

kcesliv-irot:

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

(via itseemedlikeagreatideaatthetime)

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar, via jarodthexrayguy)

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

(Source: shalrath, via asvprock)

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via cherry-blossom-and-kisses)


We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

(Source: livenights, via markofthehoppi)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via markofthehoppi)

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